I prefer attaching 'files' to 'e-mails', too. Though in my day we searched on Altavista using Netscape, after waiting on that dial-up to connect out Pentium II powered computers to the internet so we could create our Geocities websites. But before that we used telnet to archie.funet.fi over a 1200 baud modem and posted on usenet... but waaaay in my day you were considered cool if you wrote your website on Notepad.. and we were considered "Elite" if we could dial into other computers with our phone handsets, using cradled receivers that were attached to our phone lines and computers.

Here's the comic by Matt Silverman:

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Stupid Facebook...

• Yo, I'm Hungary.


• Why Don't You Czech The Fridge?


• OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.


• Hmm... Maybe You'll find some Turkey.


• Yea, I have some but it's nasty because it's covered in a layer of Greece. Yuck!


• Ew man, there is Norway you can eat that.


• Yea I know, I think I'll just settle for a can of Chile.


• That sounds good, I think I'll have a Canada Chile as well.


• Denmark your name on the can.


• Kenya do it for me please?


• OK, I'm Ghana do it.


• Thanks Man, I'm so tired Iran 2 kilometers to the store today.


• Damn! You really must have ran like a Niger!

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Premieres Next Mon... Sampson Simpson, I stick by mah story!

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