Fack you. I have boobs.
Dear Genitals, thanks for allowing multiple orgasms. You're the best. Sincerely, Women
Dear Birth Control, thanks for making it so I don't bleed every month. Sincerely, Women
Dear Genitals, thanks for not taking over my brain for most of my life. Sincerely, Women
Dear Genitals, thank you for bleeding every month. We did it this time. Sincerely, Women.
Dear Genitals, thanks for not getting sweaty and stuck to my thigh so I have to "adjust myself" like a gorilla in public. Sincerely, Women.
Dear Genitals, thank you for not sticking out when aroused. Sincerely, Women.
Dear Genitals, thank you for not revealing every passerby that I'm aroused. Sincerely, Women
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