It was all going so well with the Braveheart soundtrack playing, the bride and groom are beaming. Then, faster than you can say "Beef Lo Mein" we got a bridesmaid down. At least those nice napkins can double as tourniquets. The Bridesmaid was a trooper compared to the other chick who was bawling like she was about to die. Look people, do fireworks OUTSIDE... not inside. Duh.
