PEE ON ALL THE THINGS!! "I'm peeing so GOD DAMNED many things," my attitude while drunk.
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Women's P-EZ Travel Urinal (PHOTO)
Monday, September 19, 2011
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This simple contraption allows women to pretend they have a penis, if only for "peeing standing up" purposes. And you know what, it's actually pretty useful. Think about it: If you're a woman and you really need to pee, wouldn't you kill for something like this when confronted with, say, a gas station toilet seat or something? No more squatting in the bushes for you!
Lady Elegance P EZ Female Urinal
And the next time the line to the ladies' room is too long, you can simply march into the men's room and make yourself compatible with a standing urinal. And when else are you going to get the pleasure of seeing your own piss? Hell, we don't even know why this is on the list. What self-respecting woman would feel at all weird about pissing out of a purple robot dick?
Teen Defendant Urinates In Texas Courtroom (VIDEO)
This is of a 17-year old defendant, in Texas, who's on trial for shooting at a juvenile detention officer... gets scolded by the judge for mumbling in court, he tries to fire his attorney and then when it comes time for a lunch break, he pees in trash can. The judge was so professional. I think too professional. This guy intentionally insulted society as a whole.
