Pimped Out Snail Pad (PHOTO)

You turned his shell into a god damned hippie bus. Though hippies were into pimping pads before it was cool. We should paint these guys with glow-in-the-dark paint!

"I hate seeing poor little snails getting stepped on in front of my apartment... so I pimp their pads out... maybe people will notice their bright ass shells and not wanna squish them. Came home to this little fella after a long day last night... I painted him over 2 months ago and he's still kickin' it around my complex lol"