Fabs - Abs-olutely Fake Abs (PHOTO)

Looks like he just swallowed a whole turtle. His name is Darryn Lyons. He's one of the contestants on Big Brother UK. From what I hear, he is the biggest arsehole in the world. He's an Australian paparazzo who has revealed that he had an appointment with a surgeon to create a set of abs.

Instead of sweating it out at the gym, the 46-year-old underwent the surgical procedure known as 'contouring', which gives the illusion of a washboard stomach.

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