nancy grace malfunction

Dancing is, at heart, a sexual exercise.

However, week two of "Dancing with the Stars" verily simmered with the sizzling sensation of forbidden fruit.

Then we got a glimpse of Nancy Grace's ni**le. Let's first analyze the smoldering sizzle of this week's jives and quicksteps.

Pictures: "Dancing with the Stars" Season 13

Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy was styled to be John McEnroe after an