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How I Felt As The Designated Driver Last Night (PHOTO)
Sunday, October 9, 2011
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Maybe Shes Born With It...Maybe It's Maybelline (PHOTO)
Good old fashioned nightmare fuel ...Me Gusta?
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Top 10 Rules Of Boozing (PHOTO)
I've never seen truer words... #4 couldn't be truer... Enjoy it while you can, after 30 it's called alcoholism.
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John Waters: We Need To Make Books Cool Again (PHOTO)
You mean boobs?
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them." -- John Waters
But if the only books they have are Twilight... then you should light the home on fire.
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"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them." -- John Waters
But if the only books they have are Twilight... then you should light the home on fire.
Harry Potter: I Used To Be Self Conscious About My Height (PHOTO)
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...but then I thought, F*CK THAT, I'm Harry Potter!
I don't always feel bad about myself, but when I do I remember that im a f*cking wizard.
I used to be worried about my lungs, then I was like, F*CK that. I'm Harry Potter.
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I don't always feel bad about myself, but when I do I remember that im a f*cking wizard.
I used to be worried about my lungs, then I was like, F*CK that. I'm Harry Potter.
REVERSE! How To Avoid Huge Ships (PHOTO)
I was jogging around the blog when all of a sudden I was almost struck by a huge ship! Thankfully I had read How to Avoid Huge Ships. I have lived to tell the tale and how I only hope future generations read this lifesaver.
The Giant Penis Bubble (PHOTO)(SFW)
Just like the male orgasm.....**Poof** and it's gone.
Jail Bait: A Young Martha Stewart (PHOTO)
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OH young Martha... there is so much you need to be warned about your future...
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GLEE: "Fanning My Vagina" (GIF)(SFW)
It gets HOT down there so...
Manners ladies. Manners.
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Manners ladies. Manners.
The Little Road Warrior Motorcyclist In Philly (PHOTO)
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Please tell me his license plate frame says "My other ride is your girlfriend."
Elite Tae Kwon Do And Math Academy: They'll Rip You Apart With An Algorithm (PHOTO)
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
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I hear they have a two-for-one stereotype special. Everybody was kung-fu-dividin'. Maybe after class they all go out for Pi.
I'm scared of the kids that come out of this place. Anyone know where this place is actually located at?
Thank You Jim Carrey (PHOTO)
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I will never misspell it because I passed third grade. B-e-a-utiful! :) Thank you Jim Carrey. You make my Emma Stone obsession seem healthy compared to your own.
Gwen Stefani really helped me with b-a-n-a-n-a-s as well. Jim and Gwen... thank you both.
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Gwen Stefani really helped me with b-a-n-a-n-a-s as well. Jim and Gwen... thank you both.
Japan's Black Melon Bread ブラックメロンパン (PHOTO)
Japan, I see what you did- hair. Afro Samurai is NOT pleased! Knowing Japan, it's probably made out of real hair.
True Love... These Grandparents Are Doing It Right (PHOTO)
SPEAK UP DARLING I CAN'T HEAR WHEN YOUR THIS FAR AWAY! "Insert joke about grandpa giving her a pearl necklace"
This is really sweet, he should wife her again. Love is an amazing thing. This beautiful couple is from Sweden / Oskar Ege.
When Your Toilet Brush Commits Suicide (PHOTO)
When your toilet brush commits suicide, you need to clean your toilet a little more often. R.I.P brush.
That's really the least of his worries, I mean look at the rest of the toilet... gross, is that the toilet from the movie Saw?
Wireless Mouse Car Spotted On The Garden State Parkway (PHOTO)
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Wireless mouse car is drifting into emergency lane. By "Garden State Parkway", we really mean "The Jersey Turnpike"
