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THAT EGDE IS COMPLETELY SAFE

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Truer words were never said.

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It's difficult to judge the situation out of context, but I don't think she's going about it the right way.

I WONT BATTA ON MY FEWD! Cheeky woman! Reminds me of the spoiled girl from Willy Wonka.

Dear Britain, on behalf of the United States, I apologize that you now have KFC. It's interesting that KFC attracts the same assholes and trash that it does in its homeland. Stop going there. It is garbage food. It not meant to be eaten by humans, but by subhumans that hate themselves. You would be better off buying cheap chicken and breading it and frying it yourself. Your friend, Mangina.

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Is Beyonce actually pregnant? Last night on Sunday Night HD, Beyonce's (PROSTHETIC?!?!?!) baby bump seemed to FOLD in on itself when she bent over.

CONSPIRACY? SOUND THE ALARMS? GAME OVER? FAIL? BUSTED?



In the video watch the belly bend 55 secs in and then watch her give the “holy shAt, I hope you didn't see that” look. That's definitely a prosthetic.



Not a great day for Beyonce today. She is also being accused of stealing dance moves from a Belgian dance choreographer, Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker, for her new music video for the song "Countdown."
According to the choreographer, Beyonce has stolen moves from not just one but two of her choreographies: Rosas danst Rosas, and Achterland.
Keersmaeker is definitely not pleased with this situation.

The new Beyoncé-clip "Countdown" shows some striking resemblance with movies from Belgian choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker. Judge for yourself.
http://www.stubru.be/programmas/zetmopsiska/beyoncevsanneteresadekeersmaeker

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These hidden camera shots are from Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, California.

They'll tell you three things:

1. Bros love going to haunted houses together.
2. Bros are easy to spook.
3. We should call them "scarebros"

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“The older body has its own elegance,” says retired pastor Holly Hollerorth — a.k.a. Mr. June. Get your 2012 First Parish in Framingham calendar here.

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Everyone is an atheist whether they accept it or not. Everyone rejects the existence of at least one god.

"We don't know everything about the universe, therefore god exists"

The foundation of an aethist platform is not believing anything that does not come with sufficient evidence to make it believable. Aetheistic arguments, at their core, are inherently minimal. "Show us the proof." That's all we ask, and yet the only response that theists (idiots)can produce is a louder assertion that they know things to be true that simply aren't.

Really, what kind of argument is there to be had when your opponent simply continues to assert that their imginary idol tells him that aborted babies' souls "go" to an imaginary place in "heaven"?

Any effort to argue with the religious is wholly wasted effort; the blindly faithful (idiots) will not let go of their tightly held beliefs in the unbelievable. So, all that's left is to acknowledge that your arguing with an idiot.

What else is there to say? +1 for Spirituality.

...and let's not forget that a miscarriage is just god performing an abortion. BOOM take that religion. Religion is like a penis. It is fine if you have one but you should not go around waving it in public and don't you dare try to stick it down my throat.


TIL this took place in a town in Denmark named "Middelfart".

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Successful throw is successful! Flawless victory!

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"INFECTION" the herpes episode of the Inception Memes...

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Sky high heels make bones injury prone: Because the ball of the foot bears the body's entire weight, you're inviting a fracture.

You can always...you know...wear a shorter heel. The price of vanity will always be discomfort and pain.

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Mind.Blown.

Just in case: How To Put Out A Toaster Fire.

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People should wear suits more. Trying to get drunk people into your car is like herding cats.

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Wanna finance the national debt? Fix this. Gay weddings = massive revenue boost.

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Don't mess with me OR my bunny. Haters gonna hate.

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Not MY Uranus, Google! Okay, there is no way they did not do that on purpose. The number of jokes that can be made is astronomical.

Ah, Uranus. The butt of all planet jokes.

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