The internet... it knows. It knows all the things.
Folks on sites like Reddit and Tumblr are making their own Chuck Testa tributes. Chuck Testa may have only hit the web the other day with his awesome local ad for Ojai Valley Taxidermy, but it's been enough time for him to turn into a legendary meme.
OH NO THERE'S A BEAR IN MY BED! NOOOPE... CHUCK MOLESTA
And then you find out it is a raccoon. ...and shoot it with a harpoon ...or beat with with a bassoon ...as it sailed away on a pontoon ...through a black lagoon ...which was conveniently located on the moon ...was that just a worm from dune? ...this would make a great cartoon ...starring the guy from "Platoon" ...whose penis has ventured into many wombs.