And then you find out it is a raccoon. ...and shoot it with a harpoon ...or beat with with a bassoon ...as it sailed away on a pontoon ...through a black lagoon ...which was conveniently located on the moon ...was that just a worm from dune? ...this would make a great cartoon ...starring the guy from "Platoon" ...whose penis has ventured into many wombs.

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Stupid Facebook...

• Yo, I'm Hungary.


• Why Don't You Czech The Fridge?


• OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.


• Hmm... Maybe You'll find some Turkey.


• Yea, I have some but it's nasty because it's covered in a layer of Greece. Yuck!


• Ew man, there is Norway you can eat that.


• Yea I know, I think I'll just settle for a can of Chile.


• That sounds good, I think I'll have a Canada Chile as well.


• Denmark your name on the can.


• Kenya do it for me please?


• OK, I'm Ghana do it.


• Thanks Man, I'm so tired Iran 2 kilometers to the store today.


• Damn! You really must have ran like a Niger!

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What a thriller of an ending... I can't think of another ending that would have beat it.

• be 14


• be forced to hang out with my cousin


• cousin's name is billie


• go to a shopping centre


• pick up chicks


• group of 3


• 1 fat chick


• 2 with dat ass


• fat chick leaves


• fuckyeah.jpg


• both like the 1 girl


• girl's name is jean


• get her number


• be friends for 1 year


• cousin admits he's in love with her


• cousin asks out jean


• rejects him tells him she loves me


• cousin gets mad


• y u mad tho?


• she explains that she's pregnant with my child


• billie comes over to my house


• demands explanation


• i tell him


• billie jean is not my lover


• she's just a girl who says that I am the one


• but the kid is not my son

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Street Sharks! After Hurricane Irene hit Puerto Rico, the streets were so flooded that a shark managed to be swimming around.

Unfortunately, the internet detectives have called this one a hoax, a fake, a sham. Some clever posters at Reddit found the original swimming shark image that begot this photoshopped hoax. Still fun to look at though!

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While I do believe in evolution, this was probably the best explanation I have ever been given before. +1 for Evolution!

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