Back in the day I used to get MySpace and Facebook mixed up. I once asked a girl, in all innocence: "Would you like to be on MyFace?"

"People seem very confused why I'm on Facebook. I've had a profile since 2005 and a "fan page" since 2009. FB just created a feature where you can "subscribe" to profiles. They asked me if I wanted to convert my "page" into a simpler profile. Complicated? I suppose. Why am I not on MySpace? Because, I left the company in early 2009, and like most of you, I don't like using it anymore... not a fan of what the new folks have done with MySpace." -- Tom Anderson

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Stupid Facebook...

• Yo, I'm Hungary.


• Why Don't You Czech The Fridge?


• OK I'm Russian to the kitchen.


• Hmm... Maybe You'll find some Turkey.


• Yea, I have some but it's nasty because it's covered in a layer of Greece. Yuck!


• Ew man, there is Norway you can eat that.


• Yea I know, I think I'll just settle for a can of Chile.


• That sounds good, I think I'll have a Canada Chile as well.


• Denmark your name on the can.


• Kenya do it for me please?


• OK, I'm Ghana do it.


• Thanks Man, I'm so tired Iran 2 kilometers to the store today.


• Damn! You really must have ran like a Niger!

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