There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars.

Read more »

The world needs more men like him.

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it."

Read more »

Best. Episode. Ever. Peter. That lil' fat kid was funny. HERE COMES THE PUDDIN

Read more »

I will never misspell it because I passed third grade. B-e-a-utiful! :) Thank you Jim Carrey. You make my Emma Stone obsession seem healthy compared to your own.

Gwen Stefani really helped me with b-a-n-a-n-a-s as well. Jim and Gwen... thank you both.

Read more »

The Queen of Nice... Jon Stewart on God and The Tea Party... Jon Stewart's best Bachmann face. He looks less crazy than the nutcase on the left.

Read more »

The greatest living comedian honors one of our greatest late comedians. It's as amazing and funny and beautiful as you'd think. I'm gunna be the guy who looks up to Louis Ck like he looked up to George Carlin. See you guys in 15 years.

Burgeoning comedy legend Louis CK speaks about George Carlin and the momentous inspiration the late comedic icon had on his career. Taken from a tribute to George Carlin at the New York Public Library hosted by Whoopi Goldberg in March 2010, Louis CK becomes emotional describing the specific events and methods of building new material that gave his comedy new direction and fueled his success.

More can be found here http://www.nypl.org/audiovideo/tribute-george-carlin-hosted-whoopi-goldberg

Read more »

I miss The Cosby Show. No one can dance like that man.

Read more »

Ace Ventura's Remix Of Jim Carrey's Love Letter To Emma Stone (VIDEO)

Jim Carrey took to his blog today to post a video where he declares his love and devotion to none other than Emma Stone. Jim is head-over-heels in love with Emma and wants 'freckle-faced' kids with her.

Its cool Jim, Emma Stone is 49 too. This is clearly a joke, right? He's a real good actor, his facial expression was on point the whole way through. Especially the quivering at the end? I don't know, I'm confused. He's just THAT good of an actor.

By the way, Emma is 22 years old. She was born November 6, 1988. Jim is 49 years, he was born January 17, 1962. P/S I love Emma Stone too.

Check out Jim Carrey's blog here to see all the crazy comments... ever since this Emma Stone video blog post, his website has been getting a lot of hits. Which is good! Make more videos, Jim! I love his blog, it's like real life Truman. It's real. It's funny. It's Jim Carrey. I love you, Jim!

Ace Ventura's Remix Of Jim Carrey's Love Letter To Emma Stone (VIDEO)

Emma Stone VS Shake Weight (GIF)

Brazil From Jim Carrey's Eyes (VIDEO)

Read more »

"A friend said to me, 'Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, bro.' It's when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you'd be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina -- those things can take a pounding."

Read more »