If I remember correctly, Wall-E made the Mac boot sound in the movie.

Wall-E's robo-peen is not compatible with Eve's proprietary connector port.

Obviously a flawless victory for Wall-E.




Apple Drunk Gamer Switchers Parody:

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HEEYY YOOUU GUUYSS! "If I had a nickel for every time an asshole asked me to do the truffle shuffle, I would have a bunch of nickels." ShLOL at the "David" statue.

... I smell ice cream. The Goonies (a classic) is my ALL-TIME favorite childhood movie!

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Not only is this guy talented, but he has awesome taste in music, too. He went on semi final of "La France a un incroyable talent" the equivalent of "America's got talent" TV show. I saw him several times in Paris, unfortunately it's been some years he's been doing this in the streets, he should be doing a show on Cirque du Soleil or a cruise ship or something.

This was Iya Traore performing outside of Sacre Coeur in Paris, Montemarte, France.

Iya Traore's website: http://www.iya.fr/en/iya_traore.php

Some more of him doing his thing including climbing a lamp post with the ball balanced on a Biro held in his mouth!

http://www.picturesforwalls.com/photo/paris_montmartre_Street-Performer,-Montmartre,-Paris_juggler.htm

http://www.picturesforwalls.com/photo/paris_montmartre_Street-Performer,-Montmartre,-Paris_pele.htm

http://www.picturesforwalls.com/photo/paris_montmartre_Street-Performer,-Montmartre,-Paris_thejuggler.htm

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Indian Spiderman! This is a really bad idea. Let's hope this doesn't catch on. This clip was taken from second class bogie in Central Railways Mumbai. These stunts and moves are done purely by professional fools! DO NOT TRY IT OUT EVER! Seriously though, I was totally amazed with him running on the wall.

There's eXtreme sports... and then there's this:

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Starring Bully Cat, Pushover Cat, and Mini Lion. Cats will be cats (and by “cat” I mean “asshole”).

Sure you saw a kitty getting stuffed in a box, BUT did you see the mini lion, MUFASA?

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Very funny. I knew some good would come out of Google knowing everything about us! Google has created the perfect boyfriend. Or is he? Google delved deep into your personal life and found that something was missing. Introducing G-Male. Yes, Google has created The Perfect Male. It's called having a gay best friend.

Comediva presents Google's new “male” product.

Starring:

Amanda Troop as Spokesperson

Brendan Bradley as G-Male

Nikki Muller as Nikki

Stephanie Bentley as Steph

Crew:

Written by America Young

Directed by Emily McGregor

Produced by Emily McGregor & America Young

Associate Producer - Luis M. Navarro

Executive Producer - Erika Cervantes

1st Assistant Camera - Will Turner

Edited by Erika Cervantes

Original Score by Chris Thomas

Sound Design by Sean Oakley

Production Sound - Scott Pierog

Key Production Assistant - Vickie Toro

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Disturbing, Racist Facebook Image Sparks Investigation. Disgusting. Authorities in South Africa are trying to find any information regarding this photo and the welfare of the child therein. The Facebook user who posted it goes by the name “Eugene Terrorblanche.”

WARNING: This is truly an awful image. We can only hope it's staged.

Supposedly this photo is from 2007. At the time, police questioned the man responsible, who said he paid the child to pose with him. His identity, the identity of the child and why he would repost this image to Facebook remain a mystery. You can find out more at Times Live.

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A Pole Vaulter's worst nightmare! Russian pole vaulter Dmitry Starodubtsev's pole snapped in half while airborne during the 2011 World Championships. The 13th World Championships in Athletics is an international athletics competition currently being held in Daegu, South Korea.

Is the pole OK?

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WARNING: Viewer Discretion Is Advised. Strong Language.

This music video is hilarious. It was just premiered at a film festival in LA and the crowd went buck wild. (thanks for the submission Scott la Rock!)

Three Words: "Vagina blood fart." Why does this not have 1 billion views? It's like some Nine Inch Nails clone...

Download "So Petty" on itunes...http://bit.ly/hKpuoK

Directed By Ben Zuiker
Written By Mark J Heidecke
Produced By Rishi Ganju
Executive Producer: Darren Schooley

Original Artwork By The Couto Brothers

SFX: Jon Richter

http://www.liveinherforever.com (Official EU website)
http://www.everythingundermusic.com

DMT PUNK

EVERYTHING UNDER © 2011

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And fails miserably. Are these guys just stupid, or am I missing something here? They aren't going to be much help to Manville, NJ.

"But sir, the truck's almost completely submerged..."

"I SIMPLY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK, CORPORAL!"

"How is that possible?!"

"It's army, bro'."

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Baby Kiley is like "Let me go you b******"

What do you get when you mix “The Science of Muscle Confusion™” with cute little jiggly rolls from a newborn? That's right: Baby P90X Volume 1: Ab Working. This kid is going to have a six-pack before she even learns to walk.

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At the Midwest Spriit Christian Music Festival, 2012 presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) gives her Christian testimony. Recorded Friday, Aug. 5, 2011, in West Des Moines, Iowa.

She's definitely crazy, but she's not crazy enough to say that. (Even though it really sounds like she said that.) You be the judge. She says it 00:12 seconds in...

This unedited footage clears up the remark. She says, “who likes wet people?” The event was being held on a rainy day and her next sentence discusses how they “have the god of the winds and rains.”

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Vermont was hit hard by flooding as a result of Hurricane Irene, with roads, bridges, homes and vehicles being washed away by some of the most intense flood waters the state has ever seen. This footage shows the Bartonsville Covered Bridge, a historic landmark built in 1870, being washed away.

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Leave it to New Yorkers of Time Square to find the playful side of Hurricane Irene.

Enjoy your hepatitis boys.

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WARNING: Viewer Discretion Is Advised.

CNN visits the seaside homes of the Gadhafi family. A horribly scarred family nanny recounts being scalded by Gadhafi's daughter-in-law. A colleague corroborates the account and says he, too, was regularly tortured. Gadhafi family seaside villas are packed with high-end liquor and electronics.




Tripoli, Libya (CNN) -- Moammar Gadhafi told his people he lived modestly during his nearly 42-year rule over Libya, often sleeping in a Bedouin tent.

Even if that was true for the leader, it certainly wasn't for his sons.

At a seaside compound in western Tripoli, the Gadhafi boys enjoyed a decadent lifestyle that his people could only dream about, while perpetrating unspeakable horrors on the staff that served their every whim.

CNN visited the seaside homes Sunday.

The first house we entered was apparently the "party" beach condo with an oversized door that led into sleek, modern, black-and-white rooms. It had been ransacked by the rebels, but still it was spectacular, with panoramic ocean views and plenty of evidence of the hedonism for which Hannibal Gadhafi -- one of Moammar Gadhafi's sons -- is famous.

Discarded bottles of Johnnie Walker Blue Label Scotch and Laurent Perrier pink champagne cases littered the floor. Much of the electronic equipment had been plundered, but instruction manuals remained for high end Harman/Kardon stereo components. Cabinets designed to hold two huge TV screens could still be seen.

The bedroom held a circular bed, while the in-suite bathroom was complete with sunken Jacuzzi tub lined with plastic white flowers. Outside, a hot tub, a bar and a barbecue area adjoined the private beach.

Another villa contained a white baby grand piano and more expensive stereo equipment. Next door was a huge swimming pool and diving complex, a gym, a steam room and a sauna faced in white marble.

We came upon rebels furtively dividing up a huge stash of alcohol. They seemed edgy and tense -- this is the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, and alcohol was supposedly banned under the Gadhafi regime.

We filmed them studying the labels of Cristal champagne and fine St. Emilion Bordeaux, apparently not realizing each bottle is worth hundreds of dollars.

As we were about to leave, one of the staff told us there was a nanny who worked for Hannibal Gadhafi who might speak to us. He said she'd been burnt by Hannibal's wife, Aline.

I thought he meant perhaps a cigarette stubbed out on her arm. Nothing prepared me for the moment I walked into the room to see Shweyga Mullah.

At first I thought she was wearing a hat and something over her face. Then the awful realization dawned that her entire scalp and face were covered in red wounds and scabs, a mosaic of injuries that rendered her face into a grotesque patchwork.

Even though the burns were inflicted three months ago, she was clearly still in considerable pain. But she told us her story calmly.

She'd been the nanny to Hannibal's little son and daughter.

The 30-year-old came to Libya from her native Ethiopia a year ago. At first things seemed OK, but then six months into her employment she said she was burned by Aline.

Three months later the same thing happened again, this time much more seriously.

In soft tones, she explained how Aline lost her temper when her daughter wouldn't stop crying and Mullah refused to beat the child.

"She took me to a bathroom. She tied my hands behind my back, and tied my feet. She taped my mouth, and she started pouring the boiling water on my head like this," she said, imitating the vessel of scalding hot water being poured over her head.

She peeled back the garment draped carefully over her body. Her chest, torso and legs are all mottled with scars -- some old, some still red, raw and weeping. As she spoke, clear liquid oozed from one nasty open wound on her head.

After one attack, "There were maggots coming out of my head, because she had hidden me, and no one had seen me," Mullah said.

Eventually, a guard found her and took her to a hospital, where she received some treatment.

But when Aline Gadhafi found out about the kind actions of her co-worker, he was threatened with imprisonment, if he dared to help her again.

"When she did all this to me, for three days, she wouldn't let me sleep," Mullah said. "I stood outside in the cold, with no food. She would say to staff, 'If anyone gives her food, I'll do the same to you.' I had no water -- nothing."

Her colleague, a man from Bangladesh who didn't want to give his name, says he was also regularly beaten and slashed with knives. He corroborated Mullah's account and says the family's dogs were treated considerably better than the staff.

Mullah was forced to watch as the dogs ate and she was left to go hungry, he said.

It seems to sum up how the workers at the beachside complex were viewed by the Gadhafi family.

"I worked a whole year they didn't give me one penny," Mullah said. "Now I want to go to the hospital. I have no money. I have nothing."

She starts sobbing gently -- an utterly pitiful scene.

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Orange got flipped so bad he couldn't respond!

Tyler McBride, I see you and raise: ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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Wow. This is incredibly embarrassing, especially for someone who is a blasian westerner. WTF!? We gotta do better!

The video below has been circulating on the Korean Internet this week of a black gentleman yelling at and threatening an elderly Korean couple. It's definitely going to be a viral hit by the end of the week, as it's making its rounds around the world as we speak...

Anyway, his violent behavior was the result of him misunderstanding the elderly man’s comment to him. The elderly man reportedly said “니가 여기 앉아” (a sign of consideration) but not knowing Korean, the man in question interpreted “니가” as the N-word which led to his violent outburst.

Apparently our culprit learned “개새끼야” but couldn’t be bothered to learn simple pronouns. Definitely North American, but if his hair is any indication he’s definitely not a soldier.

부모님은 참 자랑스러워 하시겠다.

The foreigner in question is 24 years old, an American, and an English teacher. The victim was 61. This went down around 11:10pm Saturday on the bus from Moran Station to Bundang. One of the bus passengers called 112 (Five-Oh), and the bus driver stopped the bus in front of a nearby police station, where the foreigner was arrested.

Whoever this dude is, needs to man up and come forward and APOLOGIZE for this unacceptable tirade.

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The folks at Cornell's Creative Machines Lab decided to force two Cleverbot chatbots on each other. Their conversation is uncomfortable and more than a little creepy. Somehow God comes up.

this is what the last conversations on earth are going to sound like when robots take over and destroy us all. This is creepy as shit. Notice they cut it off before they started plotting against humans. AAAHHH SEPARATE THEM BEFORE THEY START PLOTTING AGAINST US!!! THEY WANT BODIES!! THEY WANT BODIES!!!!!!!!!!!

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